10 Things I learned on my first cruise

So… we just got back from a Carnival cruise about two weeks ago and the first thing I said was “we probably won’t go on another one…” Right? Well guess who booked another cruise for next December for our 10th anniversary? Yep, that’s me. Obviously the last one was a trial run and a good opportunity for us to learn things for next time. Here are the things I definitely learned for next time:

  1. Bring a plug adapter. We have one plug in our room. Not one outlet. One plug. We could charge our phones on our multi USB port OR we could use our fan. I ordered this one from amazon. It has USB’s and outlets so I’m already loving it. It’ll be a permanent part of my travel stuff now.
  2. Don’t bring 1000 pairs of shoes. I ended up wearing my sandals, flip flops and sneakers. My ankle boots and high heels were basically a waste of luggage. However, I will probably bring water shoes for excursions. The shore at Mr. Sancho’s was hard to walk on barefoot.
  3. While we are at it, chill with overpacking of productive stuff. I brought 3 books, my laptop (for the car trip, never opened it) and my ipad. I read one chapter in one book and touched nothing else. I joked that it was in case I caught Corona Virus and had to be quarantined for two weeks. This did not happen. (Thank God)
  4. I did not need a blanket. I bring one when we travel because my husband likes the hotel room to be 23 degrees. The cabin wasn’t hot, but also not cold. And if you ask for an extra blanket they will get you one.
  5. We did not need towels. I packed beach towels for Cozumel. The ship leaves towels for you to use on deck or at port. You just have to return them. That room we could have saved in my suitcase would have been fantastic.
  6. Just because you have the drink package (which is highly recommend) doesn’t mean you have to “get your monies worth”. 6 mojitos after dinner was maybe too much. I did love the drink package though. No worrying about budgeting. And it includes soda, and specialty coffee. Order a drink and don’t like it? Who cares. Order something else.
  7. We did bring a small fan. I have trouble sleeping in total silence. And it keeps the air in the room moving. We got this one from amazon.
  8. If you want a snack, get it before 11 pm. After 11 Pizza was the only thing opened and I did not love the pizza on the Valor.
  9. The photo package is not a must do. We bought a photo package for $99. After formal night we looked at our pictures and decided that we wasted our money. Some photos were good but not anything I was dying to purchase. We had to really search to choose our 5 photos, and that was after having a few drinks and running from backdrop to backdrop getting goofy photos on the last available night. Next time we will just purchase one or two as needed.
  10. Enjoy and relax. Your first cruise is a learning experience. Once you’ve been on one you know what to expect for the next one!

Cruise Recap: Sea Day #2

Recently, my hubby and I went on our first cruise. We left from New Orleans with Carnival and visited Cozumel, Mexico. Recap from Port Day here.

On our second Sea Day and really the last day of our cruise, I may have woken up with a slight hangover. Turns out trying to “get your monies worth” of your drink package by drinking 6 mojitos in 6 hours isn’t a great idea. Who would have thought. Weird.

Basically, I spent most of the day napping, sipping Sprite and feeling like garbage. The effects of eating junk for three days were catching up with me so I went in search of a salad from the buffet. I had no idea the buffet would be so good! I was able to make a huge salad. Getting some vegetables in my stomach made me feel human almost immediately. Next time I will for sure be utilizing the buffet more.

The rest of the day was spent walking around and watching. People watching, searching for dolphins (no luck!) and just enjoying our last bit of Sea Time.

After our last dinner with our friends we went to pick up the last of our photos from our photo package. And we watched a couple of shows. There was an 80’s Rock Show in the theater and 90’s night in the lobby. They were both really good. Also, we caught part of the comedy show. So funny and definitely not kid friendly. I feel like this is the night I finally relaxed a bit. The rocking of the boat was still annoying but less bothersome.

I will say I am so glad our dinnermates warned us of what to expect when the boat turned into the Mississippi River. We were standing by the photo lab waiting to pick up pictures when we made the turn. Everyone leaned hard to the right and even knowing to expect it I was still kinda wondering if I was going to have to learn to swim real quick.

Last but not least we ran to the deli and got sandwiches for a late night snack. We were so over the pizza and refused to be be fooled by not making it there before 11 again. They were sold out of many things, but I was able to get a grilled cheese sandwich so I was happy as any 8 year old could be.

The next morning was disembarkation day! We woke up early (6!) and got ready to go back to reality. We had packed the night before so all we had to do in the morning was get ready and get our alcohol. (They keep any alcohol you buy in Mexico and you can pick it up in the morning.) Justin went to get our booze while I put on my makeup and did my hair. They start letting people off at 7:30, and they want you out of your stateroom by 8:30 so as soon as I was ready we went to the buffet to get some breakfast and wait for our turn. We were on the second floor and they start letting people from the first floor off first. It helps to carry your own luggage too. Otherwise, if you check your bags you will be waiting a while.

Our floor was called by 8:00 and we were outta there. Once we went through customs we called the hotel to pick us up. We had stayed in the Hampton Inn and Suites downtown Convention Center. They let us leave our car parked there for $14 a day. When they dropped us off our car was ready and waiting for us. Perfection. We were on the road home in no time.

Just because this is the end of our recap doesn’t mean it’s the end! Stay tuned. Next time I will share a summary of all my tips and tricks I learned on this trip. Plus, I need to share our time in NOLA!

See You Soon!

Cruise Recap- Day 2- Sea Day

Today as my husband and I were reflecting on our trip, we are thinking we may want to give another cruise a try after all. It’s hard to say no to all cruises based off of one Eh Experience, right?

Day 2 was Sea Day! We started the day by immediately running to running to the Lido deck in search of Coffee. The free coffee in the dining room is actually not awful. If you want/need fancy flavored creamers make sure to bring some single serving packs with you. Otherwise, you are stuck with sugar and cream.

After getting our caffeine, we went we went to look at the water. Oh my goodness it was gorgeous. The water was so blue… for sure a lot different that the Mississippi River.

I bought the dress from a friend, but I know Amazon has them too!

After taking in the view we went to the dining room for Sea Day Brunch. I had been told a least a hundred times not to miss out on Sea Day Brunch. I was annoying about how important it was that we did not miss it.

Sea Day Brunch

When we arrived in the dining room, they asked if we minded sitting with other people. Of course not! So we were seated at a table with some other cruisers. I ordered steak and eggs, and honestly seeing this picture made me laugh again. The steak is sitting on top of a half of a tomato, with fries, brown gravy, eggs and a dollop of soggy spinach tucked under my eggs. Also, I had a mimosa that tasted like Bud Light. We skipped the second sea day brunch.

The rest of our Sea Day was spent people watching, searching for dolphins (no luck!), and little bit of relaxing on the Serenity deck. If I did it over, I would have found a chair on the serenity deck and claimed it nice and early. I wish I could have gotten some more reading time in!


Reading a book by one of my favorite local authors! Check out her series on Amazon, if you haven’t yet!

Moijito at 10:30 am? Fine. Twist my arm.

The evening of our first day was Formal Night! Basically this is the whole reason for going on a cruise. Forcing my husband to wear a suit. It was so fun to dress up and take some photos. I really wish we had taken more! Here is the formal picture we purchased. Love it!

After dinner we spent the evening with some local friends that were on the same cruise. We really liked having other people around that we knew! Overall it was a fun night! Still some rocking but I was getting a little more used to it. The motion sickness medicine I brought with me told me to not take with alcohol soooooo I chose alcohol. ( I mean, we got the drink package…) Next time I will get some patches!

If you’ve cruised before, what’s your favorite Sea Day activity?

Cruise Recap- Day One

Hi. It’s Me. Michelle. I hope you haven’t forgotten all about me since I fell off the face of the planet for a couple of weeks. I was dealing with a super stressful situation. Preparing for vacation.

Why in the hell is vacation so stressful? It’s supposed to be the exact opposite of that , but somehow I manage to turn it into just another circle of hell. Packing gives me hives. Pre-vacation cleaning goes from “not having things to do when I get home” to “the entire house needs to be Spring Cleaned”. What the heck is that.

And then I get home and I still have 800 billion things to do. So, all that pre-vacation stress was not even worth it. GAH. A friend of mine said “Oh you just got back from vacation, you’re already rested.” And then I laughed so hard that I died and I came back to life and then died again.

Anyway, enough whining. Hi! I’m back. I missed you.

Last week my husband and I took our very first cruise. We sailed out of New Orleans and took a 4 day Carnival cruise to Cozumel.

We live in a small community, so everywhere I go I hear “How was your cruise?!”

And when I look at them and kind of shrug and say “Ehhhh”, it’s fun to watch their head explode.

Don’t get me wrong, because we really did have a good time and Cozumel was gorgeous. But will we rush to book our next one? Probably not.

We boarded the Valor on Thursday afternoon. Remember, this was our first cruise so we weren’t sure what to expect. Oh also, I’ve never flown so I was very lost. After going through customs we got an unflattering picture taken, and sat in rows of chairs elbow to elbow with and knee to knee with strangers. So, have a fully charged phone!

Once we finally got on the ship, we had some time to kill and were pointed in the direction of Deck 9 (The Lido Deck) for lunch. We had done plenty of research so we ran like crazy people straight to Guys Burgers. As we were sitting down we were handed some very delicious tropical drinks. I have no freaking clue what it was, but it was yummy! This wasn’t our last trip to Guys. Definitely one of the best food places on the ship. They also have a topping bar with things like jalapenos, onions, mushrooms, etc.

Guys Burger and My Mystery Beverage

After eating we did some exploring, because we couldn’t get into our room until after 1:30. The Serenity (Adults Only) deck was amazing. No kids, and this little pod chairs? Yes please. Unfortunately, I never got to lay in one of these in read. Pretty sure we both have ADHD because we never sat anywhere for long.

Napping/reading pod!
Adults only deck!

After our tour we were able to get into our room and get our Sign and Sail Cards. Bring a lanyard so you don’t have to pay for one, to carry your lanyard. Walmart doesn’t have many great options (automotive department for men lanyards), but Lowes has a bunch to choose from. I had already bought him a fancy camo one from Wal-Mart when I found this out. Ha! Your sign and sail card will be your life line for all our cruise. Especially if you bought the drink package. You will want a lanyard. Trust me.

After we got settled it was time for Muster Drill. No, you can not get out of muster drill. If you skip it, they will find you and it will be at a super inconvenient time. Just go do it and stand uncomfortably close to strangers and hope you’ll never need to know the shit they are telling you. It’s a fun time. Its just a run down of what to do if you need to evacuate the ship. No biggie. Anxiety is neat. According to my apple watch heart rate monitor I definitely still have anxiety.

We chose the early dining time 6:00 so after getting lost all over the place, we finally found the Washington Dining Room. We were led to our table and much to our surprise we had table mates. I didn’t know that was even a thing. I can only assume that there is a magical elf at Carnival that pairs up the best potential dinner partners. They totally knocked that one out of the park. We couldn’t have been paired with a better couple, and we ended up hanging out with them on the ship. Good job Carnival match maker, if you are reading this.

I will say I wish I had thrown on a sundress for dinner! I was still in my leggings and pullover, which was FINE but lots of people were dressed up. It isn’t a necessity but I was a little jealous! I wear leggings and t-shirts every day so I should have taken the opportunity to dress up a bit. Eating dinner in the dining room was an interesting experience. Honestly, I wasn’t super impressed by the food. It was kind of flavorless, and maybe too fancy for us. But the table company was great and our wait staff was awesome. Just remember that you can order as many things as you want. You will order your appetizer, main dish, sides and desserts all at the same time. Want a salad and stuffed mushrooms? Do it. No one will judge you and if they do, they are losers. Try all the foods because it’s included, so you might as well!

Also, FYI, pizza is the only thing you can get after 11:00 so when you don’t get enough to eat in the dining room and you want a snack, pizza will do in a pinch. It’s not the best pizza ever but it will work. You can get room service after 11 but you do have to pay extra for it so it’s up to you.

All in all, it wasn’t a bad first day. But MAN, I was not prepared to be woken up at 1:45 in the morning because the boat was rocking all over the place. Our cabinets were flying open and the drawers were slamming. I woke up and said OMG we are going over. I took some sea sickness meds and tried to sleep but it was a rocky night (pun intended).

That’s all for day one! Stayed tuned for more recaps from our trip! Have you ever cruised? Was it a rocky trip?

8th Anniversary Road Trip: Final installment

Oh goodness. For the last month I’ve been working on recapping our road trip that we took to Fort Walton Beach Florida, Savannah Georgia and Tybee Island Georgia. Leaving Tybee was hard! I loved it there so much and had a wonderful time, but since adulting is dumb we had to return home eventually so my husband could return to work, and we missed our kiddos.

We left Tybee Island around 6:30 in the morning and headed home. The drive was looooooong through Georgia, Alabama and a little bit of Mississippi. But, we had a goal in mind, the Bass Pro Shops Pyramid in Memphis, TN! My hubby is a hunter and loves anything outdoorsy. (Me? I like getting drunk on patios, does that count? J/K, he’s made me love the outdoors a little, too.) Every time we are near a Bass Pro Shop we have to stop in and walk around. I’m pretty sure that the stop at the Pyramid is the only reason why he agreed to go on this trip. The Bass Pro Pyramid is located in downtown Memphis. It’s a giant store with a restaurant, a lodge and a 28 story tall elevator ride to the top the pyramid to see the entire city. Remember when I went to Tybee Island and I climbed the light house even though I’m terrified of heights? Do you think we could go to Bass Pro without going on the glass elevator? Of course not. Upon arrival we walked through and gazed at the beautiful décor and the huge fireplace outside of the check in for the lodge. Then, we made a beeline for the elevator because it was getting late and we didn’t want to miss our chance before they closed.

We paid for our tickets, they are $10 per person but we did get a military discount, which was lovely! I held my breathe and closed my eyes during the entire trip to the top because IT’S A GLASS ELEVATOR. Once we arrived up top we walked through the restaurant and then out to the GLASS observation deck. These people were obviously trying to kill me. Despite the fact that I was terrified I loved the view of Memphis.

After we got done outside we had to stand in line for a while to get back down to the bottom. We probably stood in line inside the restaurant for 15 minutes which could have been boring and annoying but they had a giant fish tank to stare at, and the husband and I spent the time daring each other to steal food off of peoples plates. We didn’t do it, don’t worry. This story doesn’t end with jail time.

The store was closing when we got back down so we headed back to the car. We ended up driving a little past Little Rock, Arkansas (and yes I sang A Little Past Little Rock for like 2 hours and drove him CRAZY). We stayed the night and lounged in the hot tub for a little bit before jumping in the car and coming home the next day! I am so thankful to my husband for putting up with me in the car for more than 40 hours over the course of a week. I love exploring new places with him and can’t wait for our next adventure!